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THE WYSONG e-HEALTH LETTER
~Thoughts for Thinking People~
MONDAY HELP
Laughter exercises facial and abdominal muscles. It also releases mood
hormones, making it very difficult to remain angry or grumpy. So here
is some exercise and a free therapy session to help you through this
Monday. Church Bulletin Bloopers - The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
- Ladies Bible Study
will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are
invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
- The
pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would
lend him their electric girdles for the pancake
breakfast next Sunday morning.
- Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet
Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
- The pastor will
preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break
Forth Into Joy."
- A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
- Remember in
prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
- The eighth
graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement
Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy
- Thursday
night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
- The rosebud
on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David, the
sin of Rev. and Mrs. Adams.
- Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream
social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
- A bean supper
will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow
- At
the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?"
Come early and listen to our choir practice.
- Weight Watchers will
meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double
door at the side entrance
- Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital
this week for testes.
- Please join us as we show our support for Amy
and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
- The
Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green
beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
- The Associate
Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday:
"I Upped My Pledge - Up
Yours."
- Our next song
is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
- Don't let worry
kill you, let the church help.
- For those of you
who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
- This being Easter Sunday,
we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
- The
service will close with the Little Drops of Water. One of the ladies
will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
- Eight
new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several
new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
- The senior
choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to
join the choir.
Best of health
to you and yours from all of us here at Wysong.
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